When I awoke this morning to the uneasy sensation of needing to pee, I very carefully unzipped the swag and tried not to wake the others.
I ran behind the dunes to a walking track where the shrubberys would hide my hidden agenda. You see, it was a good thing i stopped to take in the scenery, because as I spun around I saw a man and his pet staffy running towards me.
This was the moment that I decided I would choose another spot to pee. And now I wait for the others to wake up and help cook bacon and eggs over the campfire.
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